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I decided not to write about other minor uneventful incidents which have occurred involving the gang culture. These events consisted of “ice grills” from gang members with facial tattoos and such trivial chance meetings; I don’t feel the need to waste anyone’s time with these tales. This last encounter will hopefully be my last post …
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***** Before I dive into the controversial heading, I would like to take a moment to discuss my lack of content. February has been a hectic month. As much as I enjoyed living in Los Angeles, we had to make a difficult decision and chose to leave. That’s right; I no longer live in Los …
These are five sample tweets I would have sent, had Twitter existed in the 90’s. I’ll only limit the list to five because I could probably go on forever and that would be pointless! I just think the idea lends itself to some funny tweets. I will also post one response that I would have …
Due to the fact that I missed yesterday’s This Actually Happened post, I decided to add a quick story to today’s entry. Yesterday, while in a store in Pasadena, I walked down the aisle and there was a weird woman standing in front of my destination. She did her best to gain my attention and …
Originally, Chris Bosh claimed that he suffered an abdominal strain while attempting to pull down a rebound during game one of the second round playoff match-up against the Indiana Pacers, but after some rigorous questioning, the all-star power forward broke down and revealed the truth about his injury. In a shocking twist, Bosh admitted that …
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***THROWBACK POST*** The Most Unnecessary Location from August 18th. @PeteTeix617
There are several commercials that are troubling, but recently I saw one that caused me to shake my head. It’s an Audi ad. In the commercial, drivers of other high-end vehicles spot a car transporter that is full of different Audi vehicles. One guy climbs out of his BMW’s sunroof in order to jump onto …
This is the most exciting time of the year; IT’S APRIL! (The greatest month!) If you’re a person who lacks the intelligence to understand the fact that April is the greatest month, keep it to yourself; you don’t want to sound like an idiot! (Seriously!) Obviously, my first thought was to come up with an …
Recent events have brought up an important question. ARE HOODIES GOOD? In an effort to arrive at a conclusion, I will post various pictures of hoods along with whether or not I feel the hood is good or bad. You can decide for yourselves. (1) Darth Maul BAD (2) Grim reaper BAD …
This is my attempt to create an original stand-up comedy set. I have coined a new phrase; Laptop Comedy. (Laptop Comedy is a set that is written using a laptop and posted on a blog!) Originally, planned on creating a full comedy set, but then I realized that I am not even considered …
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