These are five sample tweets I would have sent, had Twitter existed in the 90’s. I’ll only limit the list to five because I could probably go on forever and that would be pointless! I just think the idea lends itself to some funny tweets.
I will also post one response that I would have received for each tweet!
@Randomfriend About to call your crib. Pick up cause I banged your mom last night and I don’t feel like talking to her! #HousePhone
@PeteTeix617 HA HA! I’m showing my mom this tweet. #LastLaugh
I’m so upset with Buddy for what he did today, on Charles In Charge. #DoucheBestFriend
@PeteTeix617 Nicole Eggert is hot! #WhyIWatch
Say don’t you know no gooooooooood! #Martin
@PeteTeix617 LMFAO! That episode was funny as shit. #IJustWannaFinishMySong
I’m thinking of running for class president, but I gotta find a Lewinski first! #Looking4aGirlWithABlueDress
@PeteTeix617 Who the hell saves a jizz soaked dress? #SuperFreak
I don’t know about Forest Gump, but those BAYWATCH chicks be RUNNIN’! #Watching
@PeteTeix617 Hell Yeah! Those producers are geniuses. #BayWatching
You won’t believe this! Sixteen year-old Oregon girl just had a baby. #FuckingCrazy
@PeteTeix617 I just grabbed the paper; I can’t believe it either. #WrapItUp
Feel free to take this idea and run with it!