This Actually Happened – March 24th, 2012

One Minor Step In The Right Direction Earlier this week, I mentioned the discovery of a great Chinese takeout establishment. We returned on Friday to sample some more of the good stuff, and boy was it good. When we finished ordering, the woman asked us for our autographs. Did we get discovered? NO! We each …

Be Careful What You Wear

Last week, several tourists forgot where they were going. First lady, Michelle Obama decided to surprise some of the folks visiting the White House, but the majority of the people were not prepared. Many of the visitors were in their Sunday’s worst. People had on sweat pants and casual gear. I’m no fashion guru, but …

This Actually Happened – February 4th, 2012

It’s Curtain Time The other day, we were at Target picking up some essential items for the apartment when @EFidalgo12 demanded that we purchase new shower curtains. “We definitely need to grab new curtains; we should even get new rings that hold up the curtains!” He said. I was completely in agreement; there is no …

Two Cars, Two Dumbasses

Today started off like any other day; I prepared for work and made the drive down to South Gate. I arrived a few minutes early and parked the car. I gathered the necessary paperwork and exited, making sure to lock the door. That’s when I uncovered the world’s newest dumbass. Two steps from the vehicle …

We Meet A Genius

Our internet is scheduled to be installed today. (Hopefuly!) I really don’t feel like writing on my phone, so this post will be short and to the point. On Saturday, we traveled to Compton to purchase a television. (For some reason, we thought the store on Crenshaw Blvd was the closest location, but we were …

Funny Church Signs

Due to a lack of free time, I have decided to post some funny church signs. Some of these have clearly been photoshopped! #1 Sex will always sell! #2 Talk about your money back guarantee! #3 I’m sure the townspeople enjoyed explaining this one to the children! #4 How the hell do they know? #5 …

This Actually Happened — January 21st, 2012

Chinese Food Today’s post will be my attempt to get back to some form of normalcy.      The other day, while in Chinatown, we experienced an unbelievable occurrence. After our meeting, we headed to Bank of America to handle some business, and the helpful young woman suggested a couple places to eat, since we were …

What A Pointless Idea

Every so often, a company places an idiot in the position of power. The decision is always detrimental to the particular business, but it provides laughter for the rest of the world. The pointless idea that I am referring to, can be found in most retail outlets. I demand to know who decided to create …

The (Bad) Name Game

Skip Bayless has it right; he’s Chad Ocho-stinko: Recently, there have been two well-known professional athletes who changed their names. The first is Chad Johnson, former Cincinnati Bengal and current New England Patsy. Chad Johnson was an unstoppable force, who scored touchdowns almost every game. He was on pace to become a celebrated Hall of …

A Different Perspective

Christmas is beginning to be my favorite holiday; it’s arguably the most important day in Christianity, but somehow, Santa Claus is more important than Jesus! As an atheist, this is truly the greatest gift Santa ever delivered! (In the battle of mythological heroes, Santa is more powerful!) Many people attempt to justify their failure to …