Did Someone Turn Off The Heat

I would like to extend a THANK YOU to the Indiana Pacers for beating the hated Miami Heat! GO PACERS! No, not that Pacer; I didn’t even know this paper existed. Let me try this again. GO PACERS! Damn you auto-picture correct. Give me the freaking Pacers. GO PACERS! What the hell; I guess this […]

Chris Bosh Breaks Down And Reveals True Cause Of Abdominal Strain

Originally, Chris Bosh claimed that he suffered an abdominal strain while attempting to pull down a rebound during game one of the second round playoff match-up against the Indiana Pacers, but after some rigorous questioning, the all-star power forward broke down and revealed the truth about his injury. In a shocking twist, Bosh admitted that […]