Dear Lord, It’s been a while since I woke up in time to attend Sunday mass, and for that I apologize. Furthermore, I honestly can’t remember the last time I confessed to a priest. I feel it would be better for your loyal followers to confess directly to you, but I admit that I …
Monthly Archives: October 2011
Coming this week (18)
For Halloween, the site will have a costume, and the blog post will be written accordingly. (In order to view the costume, you must visit the site from a computer, or leave the mobile site and click on the full site!) Tuesday’s post will contain the laws, unless my idea is rejected, or Joan decides …
This Actually Happened – October 29th, 2011
Jesus’ Biggest Fan One of my biggest gripes with religion is the fact that people are taught to separate themselves from those who have different opinions. A recent incident on Facebook is a great example of what can result from a freshly washed brain. A friend of mine, “Jesus,” posted an interesting statement on his …
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Bagging Up – Episode 5
Episode 1 Episode 2 Episode 3 Episode 4 INT. JUDAS’ APARTMENT The following Friday, the guys agree to meet up to discuss the visit with James. Everyone is sitting in the living room waiting for Matthias to arrive. [The doorbell rings.] JUDAS Finally! Judas buzzes the door open. BARTHOLOMEW So Simon, is everything back to …
Costume Ideas
With Halloween fast approaching, I thought I’d post five costume ideas for those of you who are drawing a blank! 1. OOMPA LOOMPA I chose this first picture for two reasons. One: I love Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory! Two: I thought this was the funniest oompa loompa I have ever laid eyes on! …
Ain’t That Something
To all of my contemporaries, we are now in the age of DUMB! Society has lowered the standards of education once more. When I was a child, I remember students gathering in the summer months, sitting in the town square and transcribing our own textbooks, as our teachers read aloud. I would then join my …
A Lesson
Heaven’s Angels ***If you didn’t read yesterday’s post, you won’t understand what this entry is about!*** As expected, Joan returned the following evening. After some unmentionable activity, she revealed the word of the Lord. Joan: “Before we discuss the laws, I want to talk about responsibility. The old God was patient with his prophets; …
Heaven’s Angels
Contrary to popular belief, I have no problem admitting when I am wrong; this is one of those instances. I enjoyed my time as an atheist, but the light of truth has been cast upon me. I made the mistake of trying to apply logic to religion because I couldn’t bring myself to be satisfied …
Coming this week (17)
I will share an experience which ended my atheism! The new episode of Bagging up will cover the aftermath of the Tucson trip. Thanks for reading and enjoy your Sunday! IT’S TEBOW TIME! Or as I call it, “the dawn of a new error!” I didn’t catch the little Freudian slip in yesterday’s post until …
This Actually Happened – October 22nd, 2011
Phenomenal Woman The title might suggest this entry is about one of the many remarkable females in my life; nothing could be further from the truth. I am writing about an extraordinary woman; she is extraordinarily ridiculous! One of the advantages of a family business is the ability to help others; after all, what would …
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Wacky Pete's Wicked & Wonderful Words of Wis-dumb 