Worst Porn Experience Ever
This week’s story is true, but it does not involve me. The tale comes from Dakhalia, Egypt. Apparently, a man named “Ramadan” decided to disobey his lord and savior, Mohammad, by searching the internet for pornography. {Read actual story here: Egyptian Wife Porn Star} Before I continue, let me make it perfectly clear that the most shocking element to this story is the fact that this man was looking at porn in an internet cafe! (Show better form my good man!) Ramadan was worried that his wife may discover his love of porn, but he received an unbelievable surprise when he pressed the play button on one of the videos. The starlet in the film was none other than Ramadan’s wife of sixteen years. (Sounds like someone got an unhappy ending!) It turns out that the woman was still in love with her lover who was closer to her age than her elderly husband. (This is definitely one of the side effects of robbing the cradle!) Earlier in the post, I fibbed. The most shocking element of the story is this quote from the world’s most unluckiest man: “I found 11 films showing my wife in indecent scenes with her lover….it was the first time I watched a porno film and I did this just out of curiosity.” I’ll believe in “god” before I believe that nonsense! Who knows; maybe Ramadan was telling the truth! BELIEVE IT OR NOT!
DAMN!
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Phew…
Ok, now his experience is funny, pretty bloody hilarious actually. Only because it wasn’t me.
Ha ha! Looks like you have a keeper!
After 8 years, I bloody hope so
Ha ha!