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Comparing the Impossible
I sat on the couch and felt as if I was lacking something. I thought and thought, until I finally understood what I craved; I wanted a snack. I wasn’t sure what I wanted, but I knew I didn’t want any junk food. I wanted something delicious, light, and filling. We had some baby carrots …
Be Careful What You Wear
Last week, several tourists forgot where they were going. First lady, Michelle Obama decided to surprise some of the folks visiting the White House, but the majority of the people were not prepared. Many of the visitors were in their Sunday’s worst. People had on sweat pants and casual gear. I’m no fashion guru, but …
The Revelation 3D
**********************3D Glasses Are Not Required********************** [Our story continues from area 4181979.] I meet Ackley, Cristoforo, and Rodrigo in the secret room. Everyone is re-energized. The tactic meeting is quick. Ackley is the most optimistic, but we all believe the strategy is solid. It is up to me to apply the game plan. Ackley: “Be brave!” …
Six Flags
I normally save these types of actual tales for Saturdays but I have to devote extra attention to tomorrow’s post. The big conclusion to the afterlife series will be a 3D entry and the technology is a little trickier than I assumed. Before I write the story, I want to make something clear. I am …
Why I Like Hitler
“Of course he likes Hitler, he’s an evil atheist Satan-worshiper!” No, you Dumbazian, atheists are not immoral devil-followers. We know the devil doesn’t exist…did you not read my post ‘From Catholicism to Christianity?’ (Dumbazians are people from Dumbazia, the land of the dumbasses!) Suggesting I like Hitler because I am an atheist is asinine; especially …
The Creation Of The Bible
My first night in the Fun Place was spent with my new BFF, Rodrigo, and his second in command, Cristoforo. (I just want to reiterate. This story is completely hypothetical, heaven and hell are mythical places created by man. Plus, I would never trade in my true BFF, J-Nice!!! A person who probably shouldn’t be …
This Actually Happened – July 16th, 2011
My love for the Florida Gators is well documented. The only problem I have with the team is the fact that the University is located in Bible Country. This bit of information has never affected me until…TWITTER! Recently, I began following a guy who reports some of the team news. Everything was fine until I …
My Obsession With Sharks
My kinship with sharks began in the 80’s, exactly how you would expect–the 1975 blockbuster, ‘Jaws.’ I loved watching the movie, but I was terrified of sharks. I can recall being eight years-old and begging my mother to pay for swimming lessons at the Huntington Ave YMCA. (The first person who posts a video of …
I Go To Hell
If you recall, I was slowly descending towards the pits of Hell. I can see the flames, and I have no choice but to come to grips with my fate. All of a sudden, one of the scariest moments happens–the cloud I am standing on begins to evaporate; I believe that I am going to …
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