Pick A Better Spot The other day, I went to the ATM to take out some money and I was stunned to see a panhandler asking for money. I guess the reason I was shocked is because in all my years on this planet I’ve never seen a person begging for money outside of a …
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This Actually Happened – June 2nd, 2012
Worst Porn Experience Ever This week’s story is true, but it does not involve me. The tale comes from Dakhalia, Egypt. Apparently, a man named “Ramadan” decided to disobey his lord and savior, Mohammad, by searching the internet for pornography. {Read actual story here: Egyptian Wife Porn Star} Before I continue, let me make it …
This Actually Happened – May 25th, 2012
Can Anything Go Right On a Sunday, a few months ago, I brought home my car. That was the day I discovered that the gas gauge was broken. (Thankfully, the gauge was in a temporary coma; it works perfectly now!) The following Monday was a holiday and I had a new “special” route to complete. …
It’s The Law
When it comes to driving, the only thing I hate more than people who can’t drive is the seatbelt law. I don’t believe the government has a right to decide whether or not a woman can have an abortion, but they definitely cross the line when they try and tell me that I have …
What happened To Us
The purpose of this blog is to entertain, but sometimes there are exceptions. I didn’t want to share these feelings with my readers but someone once told me that if it is real, I shouldn’t be afraid to let the world know. I’m going to be honest and admit that I attempted to write this …
Confessions
One negative aspect about evolving and leaving the Catholic Church for atheism is the fact that I have no place to confess. My how I enjoyed telling bold face lies to the priests whenever I felt pressure from older and more pious relatives and friends. Everyone knows that all good things must come to an …
This Actually Happened – May 5th, 2012
Unique Party Brian is a family member who lives down the street from our apartment. He’s been on Los Angeles for over 5 years and works for a record label. This past Saturday, he asked us to help him prep the bar for a party in Hollywood. We arrived at the venue around 8pm and …
Seau
Originally, I planned on waiting a week before writing this post because I wanted people to read without allowing emotions to cloud their judgment. Upon second thought, I realize that emotional people will always be emotional, so there is no point in waiting. I also don’t mind being called emotionally dead! (For more of my …
Sui Caedere
I have a lot to say about the recent death of a NFL Hall of Famer, but some people are starting to believe that I am emotionally dead, so I won’t discuss the specific incident. Obviously I am not emotionally dead; the truth is people allow their own emotions to cloud their judgment and I …
This Actually Happened – April 28th, 2012
*****POST NUMBER 300***** Writing these posts feels nothing like fighting in a war! Thank you to all the people who take a few minutes out of their porn surfing sessions to read my posts! Dumb & Dumber In an effort to protect the imbeciles, the names have been changed. I feel it is appropriate to …
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