For some reason, I was inspired to rewrite Lil Wayne’s song, I Miss My Dawgs.
I Miss My “God”
Verse 1
And man I miss the times,
that I lied,
you would keep on your side
You would teach me not to cry
and you would teach me about pride
Then I’d grab the bible,
go over the lines
I believed the same tradition,
but then I changed position, shit
I had to change, but I miss ya,
and its strange
but I, never forget ya
I know I put you in them Facebook memes wodie
You can’t be angry about the dissing wodie
That’s right,
you never replied,
and never will,
you don’t exist homie
Before I die,
It ain’t no lie
I’ll teach the kids homie
My knowledge is theirs
I gotta give homie,
and yea
Some people still follow in this bitch homie
Yea, St Patrick’s still represent homie, shit homie
I know the real
Is you feeling me Jizzle
That altar boy shit, still in me Jizzle,
word the giggity Jizzle
But I ain’t got time to change the history
I miss you and I know you missing me
Jesus
HOOK
Man I miss my “god” (yeah)
Sunday mass was poppin’ (yeah)
Sunday mass new rosary beads (yeah)
Sunday mass stacking donations (yeah)
Man I miss my “god” (yeah)
Me and you through thick and thin (yeah)
Me and you to the very end (yeah)
Without you I can sin again (yeah)
Verse 2
And I remember when I prayed for the “truth”
Went to Catholic school, but never stayed for the “truth,”
Escaped to BLS during my youth
I emptied my school bag and ran for new tools
I went with the big bang and away from your rules
So I decided not to hang around and listen to your fools
And I was alone in my views, my church was angry at the schools, shit
But I knew I’d be straight
Vowed to stay away from the hate
Stopped going to mass and ignored all the fake
I was waiting for their anger to rise,
See I was patient so there was no surprise
Your building is filled only with lies
Real students never fear myths
But every faith ain’t filled with stories that’s real
You’re not real
You know I would quickly change my ways not turn you down
But you can never come around
motherfucker
History is history
I miss you and I know you missing me
Jesus
HOOK
Man I miss my “god” (yeah)
Sunday mass was poppin’ (yeah)
Sunday mass new rosary beads (yeah)
Sunday mass stacking donations (yeah)
Man I miss my “god” (yeah)
Me and you through thick and thin (yeah)
Me and you to the very end (yeah)
Without you I can sin again (yeah)
Verse 3
You was my guidance, my joy, my heart, my teacher
My main motherfucker the preacher
My brother, my pastor,
I was apprentice, he was master
I questioned, he schooled,
I challenged, he fooled
We sang, we prayed,
Poor people still paid
I was hip to the game,
Saw the answers were lame
Remember my questions, I was skeptical
I remained in trouble every day ‘cause your logic was terrible
Remember that I’d leave, and, my bible stayed behind
You told me not to research on my own, but I was straight on the grind
While I watched how you lied to the laity
Including my family and friends, your methods are shady
Yea I hate those times my “brother”
Now I recognize real you were never my brother
Yea, I realize my “brother,”
I got my brothers
The men you leave behind are my brothers
HOOK
Man I miss my “god” (yeah)
Sunday mass was poppin’ (yeah)
Sunday mass new rosary beads (yeah)
Sunday mass we were counting cash (yeah)
Man I miss my “god” (yeah)
Me and you through thick and thin (yeah)
Me and you to the very end (yeah)
Without you I can sin again (yeah)
Simply put, I think I just miss being dumb!
@PeteTeix617