I would like to extend a THANK YOU to the Indiana Pacers for beating the hated Miami Heat!
GO PACERS!
No, not that Pacer; I didn’t even know this paper existed. Let me try this again.
GO PACERS!
Damn you auto-picture correct. Give me the freaking Pacers.
GO PACERS!
What the hell; I guess this will have to do!
Let me make one thing absolutely clear; I hate the Miami Heat.
If you’re like me, you have two favorite teams. The first team is your favorite team and the second team is which ever team opposes the Miami Heat. (Everyone actually has three teams but this post is not about hating the lowly Lakers! I don’t have to waste any energy hating them because they suck!)
My hatred for the Miami Heat is not because they are a great team; it is clear that they have big flaws. I hate the Heat because three stars joined forces in an effort to dominate the league, but they got destroyed by the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Finals! (I know the Celtics basically did the same thing, but the Celtics won!) I don’t want to see LeBron James and D Wade win until they separate. The other guy is insignificant, and not really a star.
Chris Bosh, better known as the other guy, was a beloved player as a member of the Toronto Raptors, but like an asshole, he signed with the Heat and became one of the most hated players in the league. Great decision!
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Seems like an abrupt ending to this post…
My hatred for the Lakers can’t be beat but yes I too hate the Heat and I’m so glad they got beat! Rhyme definitely intended. Thinking about dabbling in poetry!
You may have found your calling. Just remember that roses are red and violets are blue!
Wait that’s not right, I need a do-over:
My hatred for the Lakers won’t take a back seat yet I too hate the heat oh so glad they got beat!
Much better!!
Yeah, I hate the Lakers but they have no chance to win.