I don’t like the fact that “god’s” existence is something that can be questioned. Human beings should be able to come to an agreement on this issue. Since my birthday is fast approaching, I created a challenge which will help to answer the question, once and for all.
I wanted to attend mass today in order to get a better understanding of the lord’s book, but I forgot the location of the church so that didn’t happen. This was a major blow to my research, but I knew I had the skills to study and decipher the world’s bestselling NOVEL for myself.
I will be able to know, for certain, whether or not there is a “god,” and the results will be posted on my birthday. In my research, I discovered some interesting “FACTS.”
Here is one that may be of interest to anyone looking for cheap labor:
“Slaves, male and female, you may indeed possess, provided you buy them from among the neighboring nations. You may also buy them from among the aliens who reside with you and from their children who are born and reared in your land. Such slaves you may own as chattels, and leave to your sons as their hereditary property, making them perpetual slaves.” – Leviticus 25: 44-46
I don’t know what everyone else has planned, but I’m trying to decide if I want my slaves to come from Canada or Mexico. I’ll keep everyone posted! I wonder if Geico, State Farm, or Allstate provides slave insurance. (I love this “good” book!)
**LET ME KNOW IF ANYONE WANTS TO GO HALVES ON A COUPLE PEOPLE!**
Please practice religion responsibly; we wouldn’t want any innocent people getting killed!