Super Bowl Or Bust

First of all, I’d like to thank Andrew Luck for playing lights out and forcing the Indianapolis Colts to release one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play the game.

Next, I would like to thank Jim Irsay for making a business decision and allowing the Denver Broncos to sign Peyton Manning.

Thirdly, I would like to thank Eli Manning for destroying the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl, allowing for a wonderful off-season.

Lastly, I would like to thank Tim Tebow for providing the Denver Broncos faithful with a great season; hopefully you will be able to stick around and learn from the best.

I would also like to send out a special thanks to Brandon Lloyd for guaranteeing that he will be next season’s Ocho Stinko!

For those of you who live in a hole, all of the hub bub is about Peyton Manning choosing to play for the Denver Broncos. This means only one thing; the Broncos are going to win the Super Bowl! (It’s obvious!)

I can get used to seeing this every Sunday!

     There isn’t much more to say about the news; The Broncos are the best team in the league, hands down!

There is a great story unfolding around the big news. The San Francisco 49ers, announced that they were not interested in Manning because they were committed to quarterback Alex Smith, and then they went after Manning. Good luck mending that broken fence.

What the heck, allow me to discuss how great the Broncos are.

  1. Elvis Dumervil, the king of sacks is back and healthy.
  2. Von Miller will be even better than last year.
  3. Champ Bailey is and always will be a lock-down corner.
  4. Willis Mcgahee is getting back to his former self.
  5. Knowshon Moreno is back and healthy.
  6. Eric Decker will be the next Brandon Stokley.
  7. Demaryius Thomas is in his third season and he will be a beast.

**Coach John Fox is a great leader!**

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, WE ARE THE DENVER BRONCOS!!!

     *I am opening the bandwagon to all fans. You will have a week to make the switch; don’t hesitate!*

Please write your e-mail address in the comments section and I will send you an application. Please be advised that your loyalty will be to the Denver Broncos and no one else. You must vow to hate the New England Patriots, the AFC West teams and Philip Rivers! (Absolutely no exceptions!) In order to be eligible to receive an application, please provide a story in which you hated the New England Patriots, in the past. (For those of you who loved the Patriots, you may provide a story about your hatred for Philip Rivers!)

Go Broncos!!!

@PeteTeix617

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8 responses to “Super Bowl Or Bust

  1. Here’s how this thing will play out:

    Due to the football logistics, the Broncos will be forced to trade Tebow because they can’t run two completely different offenses and Tebow won’t be able to run the sets Manning does…

    Next, Peyton will re-injure himself early in the season and be forced to retire..

    With no Tebow to fall back on, the Broncos will finish at 6-10 and out of the playoffs.

    The owner will want to kill himself for putting up a 30k bonus.. Elway will be criticized for not doing enough research on how susceptible Manning was to injury.

    The Patriots will win their 4th SuperBowl.

    • Ha ha! That sounds like fantasy football if I ever heard it before. You probably kick ass in your league. Peyton is due for another ring, the Broncos are due for another ring. Instead of fighting each other, we joined forces for a run at several Championships!

  2. Noooooooooooooooooo!!! Nooooooooooooooooooo!!! Why Peyton why?! Say it aint so!!! Ok, now that’s out of the way.

    Peyton Manning is a great quarterback and one of my favorites. I have appreciated his talents since I first got into football and because of him and Dunji have been a Colts fan, despite the backlash from the Patriots fan base. But let’s not get it twisted (as the kids say now a days) my support of the Broncos is solely based on my love for Peyton as a quarterback. My deepest loyalty goes to the MIGHTY MIGHTY PATRIOTS and any team that faces them will always have my dislike (I save hate for the lowly jets)at that moment. So now due to the Broncos’ acquisition of the great Manning I will support the Broncos when they face any team besides: Patriots, 49ers, Chargers and Steelers. In that order. And for the record, I never hated the Broncos, they were always irrelevant to me. I just couldn’t stand by while you talked all that shit about the Pats so I had to talk shit back. That’s probably the reason I’m so pissed about Manning going with you guys because now you’ll talk all this shit about the Pats and out of respect for Manning I’ll have to hold back unless they play my other favorite teams then its on!!

    As for Tebow, he needs to ask himself what would Jesus do? From what I’ve been told Jesus was no fool and to stick around a team that clearly doesn’t appreciate all he “did” would be foolish!

    • I honestly could care less about what happens to Tebow. My loyalty to former Gators ends when they leave the team. Like a famous Russian once said, if he dies; he dies! You should just let the Patsies go; they’re done!

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