This Actually Happened – March 31, 2012

Big Disappointment I’m sure anyone who lived on this planet anywhere other than seven miles under the ocean, heard about Dan Brown’s bestselling novel, The Da Vinci Code. I had an idea for my own novel and I didn’t want to be influenced by Brown’s book, so I put off reading his tome until after […]

Good Hood, Bad Hood

Recent events have brought up an important question. ARE HOODIES GOOD?      In an effort to arrive at a conclusion, I will post various pictures of hoods along with whether or not I feel the hood is good or bad. You can decide for yourselves. (1) Darth Maul BAD   (2) Grim reaper BAD   […]

Just As I Expected

When I first heard about the Trayvon Martin case, I immediately assumed someone somewhere blew the story out of proportion and created another Facebook trendy thing to post. I did my best to ignore the case, but people continued to write about this kid and they posted ridiculous pictures on their pages. Enough is enough […]

Laptop Comedy

     This is my attempt to create an original stand-up comedy set. I have coined a new phrase; Laptop Comedy. (Laptop Comedy is a set that is written using a laptop and posted on a blog!)      Originally, planned on creating a full comedy set, but then I realized that I am not even considered […]

The Best Parking Spots At The Supermarket

I spend my workday driving to various Supermarkets in the Southern California area which clearly makes me an expert on the matter. I am thankful for all the wonderful people who continue to visit my blog on a daily basis and this is a small token of my appreciation. Let the masses park in random […]

The Drought 30

It is finally over! Tiger Woods is back!      I started watching golf in the early nineties. (By watching golf, I mean playing the sport on video games!) My favorite player was always Jack “The Golden Bear” Nicklaus, and I enjoyed competing against the course and the unfortunate individuals who challenged me. (I’m kidding; I […]

This Actually Happened – March 24th, 2012

One Minor Step In The Right Direction Earlier this week, I mentioned the discovery of a great Chinese takeout establishment. We returned on Friday to sample some more of the good stuff, and boy was it good. When we finished ordering, the woman asked us for our autographs. Did we get discovered? NO! We each […]

The Court Of Public Opinion Is Wrong Again

I feel the need to comment on the recent verdict. I honestly don’t know anything about the case. I don’t know the victim’s name, I don’t know the name of the man on trial, and I don’t even know what happened. From what I read on Facebook, I am guessing that some person was murdered. […]

Phone Folks

Usually, my posts are for entertainment purposes only, but there are few instances in which I feel the need to assist my fellow man. (I’m from the ‘80s, before the invention of political correctness so the word man covers both sexes!) This post targets a specific group of people, the dumb-phonies. “Who are the dumb-phonies?” […]