Herp Pimp

*****Before I continue with this post, allow me to apologize for my tardiness. My work schedule will no longer allow me to write during the night, so I will be forced to make the necessary adjustments. It may take a few days for me to get back to posting prior to the middle of the day.*****

Some of you may be wondering, “what the hell is a herp pimp?” If you think it describes a pimp whose prostitutes spread herpes, you are greatly mistaken. A herp pimp has nothing to do with any sexual transmitted diseases.

Although there is no health risk to an individual who has a herp pimp, the stigma that comes with the appearance of this newly coined form of acne brings great shame. (Unfortunately, I had a recent firsthand experience!)

The herp pimp is simply a pimple which appears near the border of an individual’s mouth. An outside observer will immediately assume that a herp pimp is actually a cold sore, but it is not. A herp pimp appears on rare occasions and can be treated by simply popping the pimple.

A few days ago, I had a herp pimp, and luckily I popped it immediately. The herp pimp went away after only a day. It was a long and embarrassing day! I walked down the street and perfect strangers refused to share their drinks with me. (Screw them!)

If you ever find yourself in a situation in which someone has a cold sore, take a moment to make sure that it is not in fact a herp pimp. In the future, scientist will create a method of clearly distinguishing between the two, but for now, I suggest for people to use a sharpie and write a small “HP” near the affected facial area.  (Some situations require extreme measures!)

Here is an example of a herp pimp.

     For those who are skeptical about what they just read, go to Wikipedia and search for herp pimp! {Unfortunately, Wikipedia made the decision to enact the speedy deletion policy! DON’T BOTHER TO SEARCH FOR THE TERM.}

You will discover the answer if you go to Wikianswers and ask, “what is a herp pimp?”

***Tomorrow’s post will probably appear late in the afternoon!***

@Peteteix617