Funny Church Signs

Due to a lack of free time, I have decided to post some funny church signs. Some of these have clearly been photoshopped!


Sex will always sell!


Talk about your money back guarantee!


I’m sure the townspeople enjoyed explaining this one to the children!


How the hell do they know?


Sounds like a great time! Where the hell can I find a baby Jesus?


That’s not nice!


I think Jesus is going to lose this battle!


Why would anyone want Santa to die?


I thought the church was against heat!


Of course, this is my favorite of the bunch. Thanks for thinking of us!


How can you not step foot in this church after reading that?

I hope these were enjoyable!




Published by Peter Teixeira

First and foremost, I enjoy writing stories. I recently completed my first novel, and I successfully co-wrote a short film script, which won the grand prize in the words made easy competition.

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  1. Nothing like a good guilt trip to hell. Hey, after all this time, you finally missed a post! You just threw my whole day off!

  2. Don’t count him out yet Bulimundo, day’s not over. I have a feeling he’ll post something even if its one sentence saying he’s super busy and can’t post!

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