This Actually Happened — December 31st, 2011

Not What I Planned Tonight is New Year’s Eve. I decided that Friday was going to be a relaxation day. I planned on staying home, watching television, and doing absolutely nothing. I left work and purchased some sushi. I enjoyed my meal and planned on doing nada for the night. Everything was going as planned […]

Who Approved These (3)

Who Approved These 1  Who Approved These 2 Waste of Money: Due to my appearance at a fundraiser, for the children, I will only review one commercial for this post. This week’s bad ad is from Nutrisystem. I understand that hiring a famous celebrity is a great way to promote a product, but this company […]

A Thousand Words

Everyone is familiar with the notion that a picture is worth a thousand words. In our kitchen, we discovered something else; a blank canvas is worth a thousand words. A year and a half ago, two of my cousins moved into the apartment with me. When it comes to interior decorating, we definitely lack the […]

The (Bad) Name Game

Skip Bayless has it right; he’s Chad Ocho-stinko: Recently, there have been two well-known professional athletes who changed their names. The first is Chad Johnson, former Cincinnati Bengal and current New England Patsy. Chad Johnson was an unstoppable force, who scored touchdowns almost every game. He was on pace to become a celebrated Hall of […]

A Different Perspective

Christmas is beginning to be my favorite holiday; it’s arguably the most important day in Christianity, but somehow, Santa Claus is more important than Jesus! As an atheist, this is truly the greatest gift Santa ever delivered! (In the battle of mythological heroes, Santa is more powerful!) Many people attempt to justify their failure to […]

Coming this week (26)

For this week, I will continue to review horrible commercials! ********************************************************** Tank Update Shamu has officially completed his one true mission! “What am I talking about?” You ask. He ate a mouse. Unfortunately, he wasn’t really hungry when we placed the mouse in the tank so we didn’t capture the incident on camera; we actually […]

This Actually Happened – December 24th, 2011

You Betcha      Although the Denver Broncos lost last week, some good may come out of the game; I made an interesting bet with one of my cousins. At the end of the day, nothing may come out of this, but if one of us wins, it will be epic! Before I reveal the details […]

Do You Want To Live Here

     January 7th is officially the beginning of a new adventure. I know what most people may be thinking; “you’re supposed to start your new beginning on New Year’s Day, hence the term New Year’s Revolution, idiot!” (Stop thinking conventionally. I am not an idiot and I don’t do Resolutions; well, not New Year’s ones, […]

Baggin Up – Episode 11

Episode 1   Episode 2    Episode 3  Episode 4   Episode 5   Episode 6   Episode 7   Episode 8   Episode 9  Episode 10 INT. Philip’s Apartment Philip invited the guys over so they can meet Kimberly. Although Philip wanted to pick up his fiance from the airport, she will arrive by taxi because she wants to freshen […]