Who I Em

People often wonder to themselves, who the hell is this guy? Well, thanks to my amazing new T-shirt there is no more confusion!

A friend of mine is part of a team which created a new business, and I think the company is destined to succeed. Please take the time to visit the website.  WHO I EM

I love the logo; it is such a wonderful design. I also love the fact that people are allowed to create their own T-shirts. The front of the shirt asks a question, and the back of the shirt provides the answer; it’s a great concept. This is a win win situation for consumers, as well. You will receive a cool personalized T-shirt, and you’ll help to support a new business venture! Like Tony Montana said to Frank Lopez when speaking about the deal he brokered with Alejandro Sosa, JU CAN’T LOSE!

The company logo is pictured on the front of the T-shirt, and people are free to create the writing on the back. My T-shirt has my website, which we all know, is who I em! The true answer to the big mystery is actually part of the question. If you read the word “em” backwards, it spells “me.” And the best person anyone can hope to be is themselves!

     I truly hope everyone takes the opportunity to purchase a magnificent product. For those of you who have trouble coming up with great ideas which can truly capture who I em, here are some suggestions. (You’re welcome!)

I.                    Fireman: I’ll put out the fire in your home. You put out the fire in my pants!
II.                  Police Officer: Stop or I’ll shoot…the whole load!
III.                Student: I’m studying bitch!
IV.                Priest: Close your eyes and tell me if you can feel the Lord touching you!
V.                  Rapper: Yeah, I do this too!
VI.                Slut: I like dick!
VII.              Politician: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie!
VIII.            Referee: Shit! I forgot my contacts!
IX.                Prostitute: I don’t care how much money he’s offering. I’m not fucking that guy!
X.                  Mother: Why do I have to do everything around here?
XI.                Father: I was cool before these damn kids. They’ll be the death of me!
XII.              Deadbeat Dad: What are you talking about? I bought a whole pack of diapers last month!
XIII.            Pedophile: I’m a kid at heart!
XIV.            Shoe salesman: I am not Al Bundy!
XV.              Car Salesman: I’m not here to sell you a car. I’m here to help you find the right car!
XVI.            Virgin: Closed!
XVII.          Nun: Sealed!
XVIII.        Lawyer: It’s acquitting time!
XIX.            NFL Center: Did somebody just touch my ass?
XX.              Teacher: Summer, Summer, Summertime! *Fresh Prince Voice*

<BONUS> Body Builder: I lift things up and I put them down!

Here is a link to the video for those who do not live in the target area for Planet Fitness!

 Planet Fitness Commercial

Thanks again, in advance, for taking the time to check out the site!

If anyone has some great T-shirt suggestions, please do not hesitate to share!


Published by Peter Teixeira

First and foremost, I enjoy writing stories. I recently completed my first novel, and I successfully co-wrote a short film script, which won the grand prize in the words made easy competition.

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