This Actually Happened – October 1st, 2011

Deuces Wild

This story is completely hearsay. The details were given to me through a third party eyewitness. There are three individuals involved and all three were present when the information was passed on to me. This is a story about three males, but I will replace the characters with Charlie’s Angels to protect the innocent and to add another element of comedy. In the past, going to the bathroom and “dropping a deuce” was considered taboo, but now people talk about the deed openly. Recently, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, and Lucy Liu embarked on a trip. (This story will subconsciously change the way you look at these three women!) The friends found themselves at a restaurant and enjoyed a great breakfast. Unexpectedly, Cameron Diaz excused herself. Lucy Liu asked, “where are you going?” Cameron Diaz replied, “I’m going to drop a load!” Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore laughed while Cameron Diaz sauntered towards the restroom. After five minutes, the waitress placed the check on the table. Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore waited another five minutes, but there was no sign of Cameron Diaz. The two friends agreed to split the check and continued to wait. Twenty minutes elapsed before a leaner Cameron Diaz returned to the table. Was this the longest deuce-drop in the world, or a conniving scheme to avoid paying for the meal? The world may never know! BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

Today is the big day. #2 Alabama (4-0) vs #12 Florida (4-0). The game will be played at the Swamp; 8pm. (Eastern Standard Time)

I can’t wait to watch the Gators take a chomp out of the Crimson Tide!

GO GATORS!

Don’t forget to check back tomorrow for a preview of next week’s posts!

There will also be an updated picture of Shamu! (Learn about Shamu in the post written on August 20th.)

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