People like to complain. Sometimes they are justified, but usually people complain so much that the whining falls on deaf ears. These days, everyone seems to have a gripe.
Has working hard become a lost art?
Is this truly a man’s world? I don’t think so. Women have more rights than they seem to want to acknowledge. First of all, there’s Valentine’s Day. Anyone who argues that men share in the enjoyment of such a useless holiday is clearly an idiot. (People have always believed that men break-up with their girlfriends after the Super Bowl in January, but they are mistaken. Men break-up because they don’t want to deal with the world’s most useless day, not because they are depressed that football is over! Fuck You St. Valentine; the patron saint of being whipped!)
Women also have Mother’s Day. When it comes to special days, Father’s Day pales in comparison, but men don’t care and they don’t complain. (Give daddy a tie on his “special day,” he doesn’t care!) What is it about a woman that makes her so needy? You would think that Valentine’s Day and Mother’s Day would be enough, but no! Women aren’t satisfied; they need more! No man wants to deal with the complaining so we all oblige. You can have your extra, “special celebrations!” The entire month of October has been dedicated to women. The month has been officially named Breast Cancer Awareness Month!
I appreciate women and have no problem with any of the aforementioned celebrations. People deserve to be appreciated; especially mothers. Well, at least the good moms!
“Great, they’re satisfied—right?” No! Not even close. “Women need more; are you kidding me? What else can we do?” Give them another day!
That’s where September comes in. Women have one more special day, dedicated to all of their suffering. “OH, I didn’t know there was a day dedicated to the Women’s Suffrage Movement!” No, there isn’t. I’m talking about their other suffering…Child Birth!
Any woman, who has ever had a child, can attest to the pain of child birth. I can’t comprehend the agony, and I’m glad I don’t have to experience it for myself. (The guys who say, “If I could take your place and take away the pain, I would,” are complete bullshitters! No man wants to go through the pangs of child bearing!)
There are a few women who suffer very little while giving birth. Other women hate these lucky few! (If you had an easy labor, keep it to yourself. Other women don’t want to hear about it!)
When it comes to child birth, who can forget the most famous birth of all? No, not Jesus and the wise men; I’m talking about actual births; not mythical ones! The world’s most unforgettable birth was performed on a woman named Aurelia Cotta. “Who the hell is that?” She was the mother of Julius Caesar. The former Roman Consul was born by C-section, and the procedure is named after him.
I love the fact that the church decided to blame the pain of child birth, on Eve. The church teaches that Eve disobeyed “god” when she ate the apple and forced Adam to do the same. (Yes, she forced him; he was pussy whipped!) It is believed that women suffer a painful child birth as punishment from “god.” I just love how religion operates!
I truly hope women all over the country appreciate ANOTHER special day. Although I honestly feel that this day is completely unnecessary, on this 5th day of September, I say to all women, “HAPPY LABOR DAY!” (This has to be enough!)