Tranny Problem

This past week, I had a rather interesting experience. One of my cousins approached me with a problem. Unfortunately for him, I was unable to provide the useful advice that he expected, so I promised him that I would post our conversation on my blog in hopes that someone may read the entry and provide […]

Drunk Texts

Cell phones provide us with a great luxury. No longer do we have to suffer the inconvenience of calling someone’s house and having to speak to a parent. (We don’t have to lie about our true identities when a parent picks up the receiver and asks “Who is this?” Sometimes I would freeze up and […]

Dangerous Advice

I often read the Ask Amy section in the Boston Herald, but I honestly don’t understand why anyone would take life-altering advice from a newspaper columnist. It is fine to Ask Amy about the proper etiquette concerning replying to wedding invitations or an appropriate wedding shower gift, but relationship advice shouldn’t be shared over a […]

This Actually Happened – August 27th, 2011

During the summer of 2000 I, along with a group of my friends, joined a men’s flag football league. We had several accomplished ex-high school stars on the squad, Kevin, Mizz, Dimes, T.C. among them. We are extremely confident so we expected to win our first game; our goal was to set the tone for […]

A Conversation With Kevin

*This is an actual account of events that happened last night. This post was written and saved into my drafts. I experienced every detail during a blackout episode. (No, I wasn’t drinking, ASSHOLE!) When I came to, the post was finished but for some reason, I can add to the piece only; I can’t make […]

Thanksgiving Day Massacre

The city of Boston was established in 1630. Boston Latin School (BLS) was founded in 1635; it is the nation’s oldest and most respected school! Academically, BLS has no equal. (Don’t bother attempting to compare your high school to BLS…I won’t believe your outlandish claims!) The school was originally located in Downtown Boston until 1844, […]

Not My Fantasy

Most people are familiar with the typical guy fantasy. I believe the French call it a menage a trois! (Wait! isn’t it lez incompetent? No that’s from Home Alone!) Well, let me use the term threesome to be safe. (Not that threesomes are safe!) I have added a twist to my fantasy threesome; the girls […]

Bronco Life

Being, from Boston and, a fan of the Denver Broncos has been a roller coaster ride. I have experienced moments of great elation, and instances of utter despair. “Why don’t you like Boston teams?” I love all of the teams from Boston! The Patriots are from some foreign land called New England. (If you read […]

Death Penalty & The U

****I will reveal my biased opinion of The University of Miami before I discuss the matter at hand!****      I have always hated the University of Miami. “Of course you do; you’re a Gators fan and they are one of the interstate rivals!” No! When I say I have always hated the University of Miami, […]