This Actually Happened – July 30th, 2011

During my senior year at Boston Latin, one of the required readings for English class was Nathaniel Hawthorne’s The Scarlet Letter. My English teacher was named Ms. O’Malley, and she made the big mistake of mentioning an old tradition. “I used to take my students to Salem, Ma after we read the book.” She said. […]

My Automathography

**No, I didn’t invent the word!** My favorite subject is History. To be honest, I would say history is number 1 and Anthropology is 1A. (“If History is your favorite subject, why are you writing about math?” I’ll tell you, ye who asks too many questions!) I am writing my automathography because math was always […]

Co-Produced

It all started in the Summer of 1995. My cousin “Zep” purchased the new ‘Dumb and Dumber’ VHS. “It’s the funniest movie I have ever seen!” (EVER!!!) The way he talked about the comedy, I just had to view the tape. (Yeah, I said tape, it was ’95!) Long story short, I fell in love […]

Why I Like Hitler

“Of course he likes Hitler, he’s an evil atheist Satan-worshiper!” No, you Dumbazian, atheists are not immoral devil-followers. We know the devil doesn’t exist…did you not read my post ‘From Catholicism to Christianity?’ (Dumbazians are people from Dumbazia, the land of the dumbasses!) Suggesting I like Hitler because I am an atheist is asinine; especially […]

My McDonald’s

Recently, I decided to follow some great advice; I wanted a burger and I remembered the suggestion to try this place called McDonald’s. What a convenient concept; there is a drive-thru option. I couldn’t believe it! I didn’t even have to leave the car. Amazing! This place is going to do big things in the […]

Osama: Terrorist or Hero

***For the purpose of this post, I will not factor in any of the conspiracy theories about Bush’s involvement in the World Trade Center bombings. I watched the videos and read the stories. They are interesting and could possibly be true, but I don’t have access to the necessary documents which would allow me to […]

This Actually Happened – July 23rd, 2011

Run-in With The Law For those of you who don’t know, I ate sushi for the first time on April 16, 2011. It was amazing! (For the best sushi in the Boston area, go to Fuji 1546 in Quincy. I recommend the Gyunegimaki, it’s incredible! *I chose the adjective incredible because you can’t spell it […]

From Catholicism To Atheism

I sat down in front of my computer and wrote pages of information about my conversion from Christianity to Atheism. I wrote paragraphs upon paragraphs, and every one fell short of the objective. Each paragraph failed to convey my true feelings. After awhile, I realized the problem. I can’t explain the process of being enlightened; […]