This Is What I’m Working On

Due to extreme fatigue, I almost decided to skip today’s post, but I’ll give a preview of what’s to come.

  1.      I have a funny idea in my head; at least I think it’s pretty hilarious. Hopefully, I will be able to post the entry this week. I don’t want to say too much but it will be the most anticipated conversation, EVER! (I will do my best to post the entry on Thursday!)
  2.      Now that I feel settled into my new life in Los Angeles, I think the creative juices are flowing so it’s time for me to start writing the second season of Bagging Up. My tentative plan is to post the first episode on Friday! (Let me apologize in advance if I fail to post new episodes on a weekly basis!)
  3.      I came up with an idea for another series. This series will be based on a random thought that I had several years ago. I don’t want the responsibility of writing two weekly series because that would feel like I have a job and I don’t get paid for these entries! In an effort to create a manageable workload, new episodes of this new series will appear on a monthly basis.

***The new series will be named Termination.***

Here is the background info:

Each episode will follow the adventures of our protagonist, [?]. (I haven’t decided on a name and I don’t feel like comitting to one!) [?] is a regular guy who graduated from the University of Florida and enjoyed watching the Mighty Gators win countless National Championships in football. [?] earned a degree in chemistry and he plans on being a wealthy man.

Following his graduation, [?] moved to Irvine, California to work for a major pharmaceutical company. After years of living a normal life, he strikes it rich. [?] spent countless hours perfecting his amazing formula; he created the world’s most necessary invention, Halitoscent. This magnificent product is a nasal spray, made with all natural ingredients.

Halitoscent is easy to use, inexpensive, and sold everywhere. The bottle is the size of a small breath spray, and contains a month’s supply of a natural odor eliminating nasal liquid. The way Halitoscent works is simple. All you have to do is spray the inside of each nostril before leaving the house and you will be protected from halitosis for eighteen hours.

[?’s] chemical ingredient eliminates the odor causing mouth bacteria instantly. The process is a little complicated for the for the average Joes and Janes of the world to understand, so I won’t get into the intricate details; just trust me that it works!

***If you are a chemist who comes across this post and you decided to steal my idea, I’ll be expecting at least a ten percent share of the profits!***

     [?] patented his formula and after a bidding was between the major players in the “fresh breath” market, he sold the patent to Wrigley, the parent company of Altoids, for four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars, plus a ten percent share. (Basically, the guy is loaded!)

With more money than a person needs, [?] devises a plan to avoid boredom. He is a prankster by nature and there are plenty of employment opportunities that he wants to take advantage of, LITERALLY! Each episode will follow [?] from the day he is hired to his last day on the job.

If you are still lost, just ask yourself, “What happens when a multi-millionaire, without a care in the world, is entrusted to uphold company standards?” This should be fun!

I’m off to see the wizard. Hopefully he will give me an imagination!

@PeteTeix617

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This week, I will hopefully have time to create a Stand-Up act!

A new feature of the Sunday post will be the throwback post of the week!

***THROWBACK POST***

A Conversation With God from July 7th.

Enjoy your Sunday!

@PeteTeix617

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On Monday, I will post about the future of rap music!

I will also share my thoughts concerning the recent death of Whitney Houston!

It feels great to wake up on a Sunday and not have to go to a place of worship! (I like my brain dirty and unwashed!)

ENJOY YOUR SUNDAY!

@PeteTeix617

 

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For this week, I will continue to review horrible commercials!

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Tank Update

Shamu has officially completed his one true mission! “What am I talking about?” You ask. He ate a mouse. Unfortunately, he wasn’t really hungry when we placed the mouse in the tank so we didn’t capture the incident on camera; we actually didn’t get to see any of it. He’ll eat another mouse soon and I will post the video. I hope it’s as epic as I imagine it will be!

I would like to thank everyone who celebrated Santa Claus’s day, today! Merry Christmas!

@PeteTeix617

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Over the years I noticed a troubling trend; there are a great deal of commercials that fail to deliver their message to the American public. From now on, Monday will be designated to pointing out the faults of some of the most popular commercials!

I will also conduct an interview with Barack Obama; sort of!

For Tuesday’s post, I will break down the most nonsensical proverbs!

This week, the Broncos will play against the lowly Chicago Bears; there will be no need for Tebow Time because we will destroy the scrubs!

@PeteTeix617

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For this week, I’ll finally post the latest episode of Bagging Up. (The entry will be up on Monday!)

I will also post anything that happens during Joan’s visit if she appears.

For Friday, I will be in LA, so I am almost positive, there will not be a new episode of Bagging Up. Hopefully, we will have an interesting experience and I will update whatever happens!

As always, root for Tim Tebow and support the Denver Broncos!

Enjoy your Sunday and thank you for reading!

GO GATORS!!!

@PeteTeix617

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I will write my thoughts on a well known quote. Why do people say, “The good die young?”

I also plan on discussing my views on the pimp game. Is it wrong?

Don’t forget to check back Friday for Episode three in the Bagging Up series.The guys will visit James in Jail!

My parents decided to leave the country for an extended vacation. That means three weeks of hell with me manning the fort; six 11-hour days a week. (1 week down, 2 to go!) I will attempt to go on an adventure this Sunday and hopefully I can write a post about my experience. We’ll see what happens.

 

I still love the Gators!!!

Enjoy your Sunday. I know I will!

 

@PeteTeix617

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For this week’s entries:

I will post an e-mail to a friend which I sent following an “interesting” experience that occurred in 1999. This post will show that my style of storytelling has been with me for years. I actually wrote these for sheer fun!

I’ll also discuss bullying. Is it a rite of passage, or unnecessary? Maybe it’s both!

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Yesterday, I mentioned something about an update. Here it is:

     Shamu is growing at a rapid pace. His appetite is out of control. Thank “god” he is not religious, because he would be going straight to hell. I’ve never seen a bigger commandment breaker. He steals the algae pellets that we place in the tank for the Pleco, murders most of his tank mates, and eats like a gluttonous NFL offensive lineman at a dinner buffet. Watching him eat is like watching a maid vacuum a dirty rug. He literally engulfs everything in sight. His name should be Hoover!

Surprisingly, one of the feeders at the top of picture 21, in August 20th’s post, remains alive. I have no idea how he is still with us. The Pleco is also in the tank. Unfortunately, the twins didn’t make it. (RIP)

Shamu loves to eat krill (They are frozen and have to be defrosted.), live fish, pellets, flakes, bloodworms (Same process as krill.), frozen fish (ditto), and live worms. The worms are fairly large and come in a small container filled with dirt; they have to remain in the fridge. I use a plastic spoon to scoop them out and place them into the tank. It’s pretty nasty, but fun to watch! The live fish simply swim at the top of the tank until they are eaten. (Survival of the Fittest at it’s very best!)

We also place some live Cray fish into the tank. They are larger than the blue Crays pictured in the last post, but they are a welcome treat. The first time, I placed two of the Crays into the tank and they were fairly aggressive; you would think they bought the tank. The Crays walked wherever they wanted and didn’t seem fazed by the presence of the large serial killer. (Let’s be honest, Shamu has killed more than Troy Davis!) TOO SOON?

After a couple hours, one of the Crays was “missing.” The other one must have witnessed the carnage because he ran to the corner and hid. He eventually dug a hole under a rock and stayed there for several days. I thought he was smart enough to survive, but nature took its course and Shamu caught him slipping. He is no longer with us. (Damn shame what happened to that crustacean!) I’ll continue to place more Cray fish in the tank because it’s best to give the Red tail a varied diet.

Until next time…

**Soon, Shamu will be eating live mice!**

Latest picture of Shamu

Cray fish: hiding behind rock to avoid Shamu

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For those who don’t know, the state of Florida has three storied college football teams. The only problem is the fact that the University of Miami and Florida State University have reached the end of their respective stories. The University of Florida is the lone remaining dominant school.

This season was supposed to be the revival for the other two schools. All I heard from their fans is how they are “back!” Turns out I was right; they are not back. If anything, they have regressed! The Gators remain undefeated (4-0) with blowout wins and the nation’s best run defense. How good is the run-D? In the game against our hated rivals, the University of Tennessee, the Volunteers finished the game with a total of negative nine (-9) rushing yards.

Our coaching staff is the best and our players are the most talented. Unlike other schools we play straight up and smack teams in the mouth. We’re not like the scrubs in Tallahassee and Coral Gables. They play run defense like @Efidalgo12’s future wife, there are always at least eight guys in the box! (Enjoy that one and reuse it; it’s my gift!)

Miami is 2-2, with losses to MARY-land and Kansas State. (In case you were wondering, those teams suck!) Florida State lost, at home, to a tough Clemson team and to Oklahoma. Great teams have to win those tough home games. The Seminoles are also 2-2.

Florida 48 – Kentucky 10

BIG game next week; Alabama is coming to town. GO GATORS!

Enjoy this wonderful football Sunday and thanks for the continued support!

@PeteTeix617