Writing Through Writer’s Block

“There was a time, a long long time ago; Chevys and Levies played on the radio…”

I know when most of you were children, your parents probably sat you down in the living room, poured you a cup of tea and taught you about writer’s block. I’ll never forget the big day, “son, you can’t do anything about writer’s block; sometimes ‘god’ wants writers to slow down and think about what they should write.” My parents were right; writer’s block cannot be stopped, you can only hope to contain it.

Writer’s block is annoying and most likely comes from over-thinking. For no apparent reason, the mind will shut down and stop producing ideas. (There is no scientific explanation for writer’s block, so until one exists, we’ll go with the over-thinking theory!) I struggled with the condition for most of my life, until I finally arrived at a solution. Writing is the only way to cure writer’s block.

I know what you must be thinking; “who the heck is this idiot and what does he know about writer’s block?” I’m no expert, but I am someone who never has to deal with writer’s block. (Seriously!)

Experiencing writer’s block, is like going to the mall with a list of items to purchase and discovering the second store on your list is temporarily closed; you don’t sit there and wait, you move on and return later. Use the same solution when writing. When you get stuck, write down “think of a great idea and add it here,” and then add asterisks to the text; maybe even change the color to red. (The goal is to ensure that you remember to come back and edit!)

Once you have created a reminder for yourself, continue writing as if you came up with the perfect idea. Here is an example:

Dead goat heads look like dinosaurs. I remember the first time I saw one, *Write an example – get creative.*

One time, I buried a dead goat head in the back yard and I allowed it to remain hidden for three weeks. On the day of my big cookout, I shocked the guests by “discovering” a dinosaur fossil! They couldn’t believe that some of the flesh remained! It was great until my uncle pointed out that he *connect my uncle to the first time I saw a dead goat head. Maybe he was the one who made me cut it up.*

Add something about rather being bitten by sharks than dinosaurs! (As the ideas pop into your head, write them on the page and continue to write. Once you find the perfect place to insert each new idea, make your edits!)

[The End]

This is an example of how I am able to write without stopping because of writer’s block. Once you continue to write, the ideas will start to flow and you can go back and fill in the empty spaces. Attempting to force out creative content will only exacerbate the situation. (Writer’s block grows stronger when people try to force the issue!)

This approach can also work for someone who is having trouble coming up with a new idea. I believe anyone who wants to write should keep a stockpile of ideas with them at all times. Thankfully, we live in the era of “Technological Revolution.” My smart phone has a memo application which I constantly use to jot down ideas. (I currently have exactly 130 memos in my phone!)

** Those of you who do not keep up with the basic gadgets can carry around a small note pad!**

The ideas are great to have, but you may rifle through your collection and find that nothing sparks your interest. That’s not a problem; all you have to do is pick a random idea and start writing. Once the creative juices begin to flow, you will find the great idea you were looking for. (Reading can also help to get the creativity going!)

Music is another great way to prevent writer’s block. Life is filled with all types of distractions. Playing music in the background will control your surrounding area. Music can also be a great idea generator; you may hear some lyrics which can spark a topic.

These are the methods I use and I hope others can find them to be useful!

Although I love listening to Cash Money Records, I don’t play any rap while writing. (Except for Three Six Mafia’s, Doe Boy Fresh.) **If I could explain it, I would!**

My playlists consists of ‘80s rock classics and Magic 106.7 soft rock greats. Thanks to my cousin @Dtexboston, I now have Spotify. (I suggest you check it out!)

Here are thirty random songs from the playlist of over one hundred:

  1. Slice – Five For Fighting
  2. Carry You Home – James Blunt
  3. Faithfully – Journey
  4. World – Five for Fighting
  5. Daughters – John Mayer
  6. Collide – Howie Day
  7. She Will Be Loved – Maroon Five
  8. Here Comes The Sun – Beatles
  9. Copperline – James Taylor
  10. Who’s Crying Now – Journey
  11. Open Arms – Journey
  12. Billie jean – Michael Jackson
  13. Your Love – The Outfield
  14. Walking In Memphis – Marc Cohn
  15. Hotel California – The Eagles
  16. Superman – Five For Fighting
  17. 100 Years – Five For Fighting
  18. Chances – Five For Fighting
  19. High – James Blunt
  20. Carolina In My Mind – James Taylor
  21. It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday – Boyz II Men
  22. Losing My Religion – R.E.M.
  23. American Pie – John McLean
  24. I Ran – A Flock Of Seagulls
  25. Redemption Song – Bob Marley and The Wailers
  26. With Or Without You – U2
  27. I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing — Aerosmith
  28. Say – John Mayer
  29. This Romeo Ain’t Got Julie Yet – Diamond Rio
  30. This Is How We Do IT – Montell Jordan

<BONUS> Don’t Stop Believing — Journey

Judge me if you must, but I like good music! (I usually listen to Five For Fighting and Journey, for the most part!)

Unfortunately, Spotify doesn’t have any of the songs from the movie Scarface!

**No Livity -- Rapaz Novo, either!**

If I had the time, I would definitely send a letter: “To whom it may concern!”

     ***Be advised, my solution for preventing writer’s block may only work for people with an extreme case of undiagnosed Attention Deficit Disorder. (I truly hope it works for everyone!)***

Good Luck!

@PeteTeix617

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Not Hood Enough

Although I grew up in the inner city, I can now look back on my life and admit that I didn’t get the full experience. There were many wonderful opportunities to fit into a stereotype which I missed out on; here is a list of the reasons I believe I am “not hood enough!”

Each example will be given a value. At the end, add up your total and post your score on Facebook, Twitter, or in the comments section! Any score above 100 will be considered hood enough! Congrats to those who are deemed worthy! (Good Luck!)

I MISSED OUT ON…

A …Waking up early in the morning, walking towards the LQ spot with my mom and watching her buy a bottle of malt liquor before dropping me off at school. (25 points)

B …Smoking marijuana. (10 points)

C …Visiting my dad in prison, or at least writing him letters. (25 points)

D …Forbidding my child from watching Barney and Friends because it’s corny. (10 points)

E …Having a baby in my teens. (10 points)

F …Getting my own EBT card. (25 points)

G …Walking around in the latest fashion, and then having to bum a dollar because I don’t have any money. *I chose bum and not borrow for a reason!* (25 points)

H …Slipping-up, impregnating a girl, only seeing my child when it is convenient for me, and then blaming my “crazy BM” for my inability to be responsible! (25 points)

I …Stealing from local businesses and having my mom be proud of me. (25 points)

J …Not trying my best in school, and then blaming “the man” for keeping me down when my life sucks. (25 points)

K …Having a grandmother who smokes marijuana with me. (25 points)

L …Asking my mom for a bag of chips and having her yell at me, “didn’t I tell your ass that I wasn’t buying you shit?” (25 points)

M …Being able to sing along to explicit rap lyrics and having the adults in my life become filled with joy because they think it’s cute. *Why couldn’t my parents have been cool?* (25 points)

N …Having no sense of reality and believing that I beat the system because I get free food and public housing. (25 points)

O …Hating others who are successful because they decided to work hard, and then realizing that my plans to retire as a drug lord probably won’t come to fruition. (25 points)

P …Giving my mom money so she can buy me some blunts and beer, because I am not old enough.  (25 points)

Q …Hating police officers because I am breaking the law and they are doing their jobs. I would have loved to say, “don’t they have anything better to do!” (25 points)

R …Joining a gang and shooting up my rivals. (25 points)

S …Listening to rap music and structuring my life after what the artists suggest. (25 points)

T …Being forty and living like a teenager. (I still can make this one a reality!) *Fingers Crossed* (25 points)

U …Being fired from every single job because, although I am always late, my boss has an attitude problem. (25 points)

V …Borrowing a large amount of money and saying, “I’ll pay you back when I get my tax return!” *Knowing I plan on buying a flat screen with my tax money* (25 points)

W …Complaining that my father was never in my life, and then producing offspring and not being in their lives. (25 points)

X …Being unemployed, and LOVING IT! *Working is for suckers!* (25 points)

Y …Being arrested so many times that the prison feels like a second home to me. And having the guards hook up the “crispest” jump suits! (25 points)

Z …Being a guest on Maury in order to determine if the four mothers are telling the truth about me having seven children. (25 points+ 15 extra points for minutes of fame!)

Obviously, I can’t include all of the characteristics which encompass being “hood enough,” but if the reason for me ending the list at “Z” is not clear to you, you have earned yourself some bonus points, my friend! (100 points)

If you did not qualify to be “hood enough,” don’t worry; you can always raise your child to be hood enough! Being the cool parent is better than being a square!

With a tallied score of zero, I am clearly not “hood enough!” If I had a chance to go back and do it all over again, I would keep it real!

@PeteTeix617

This Actually Happened – October 15th, 2011

Road To Becoming A Serial Killer

If you were expecting to read about a glutinous man who devours an astounding amount of breakfast cereal, you will be sadly disappointed. This is my realization that I am probably on a path to becoming a notorious serial killer. Most people believe serial killers are crazy men who were born to kill, but I think serial killers are regular people who pick up the necessary traits. As I take an inventory of my life I am starting to notice a disturbing trend; I am almost there! (Yikes!) What are the steps to becoming a serial killer? It’s pretty straight forward. Step one: have some basic knowledge of previous serial killers and their work. (Check!) Step two: Be disciplined and organized. (Check!) Step three: have the ability to easily generate hatred for those who do idiotic things. (Check!) Step four: Have a belief that some people simply deserve to die. (Check!) Step five: Be great with your hands. (Check!) Step six: Have absolutely zero fear of “god.” (Check plus!) Step seven: have experience cutting-u p and disposing of a large mammal. (Thanks to what happened yesterday, Check!) I’m not sure what the other steps are because I have yet to reach them. I hope someone with a magical book, which teaches people how to live properly, will reach me in time. (No pastor pimp, not that book of fairytales!) Let me explain step number seven since I have only recently reached the level. My father ordered a goat before leaving on his vacation. When it was delivered I was perplexed. “Who the hell is going to cut that thing up?” I thought. Unbeknownst to me, I was the unlucky lucky individual; I became the designated butcher. Don’t get the wrong Idea, I have experience with the cleaver, but I had yet to cut-up a full animal. I love challenges so I gladly stepped into the walk-in fridge and gave it a go. Surprisingly, chopping up flesh and bone is a lot easier than I thought. Below I will post a picture of the goat, just after I decapitated its head with saw. (That’s right; I cut this bastard up by hand!) ***IS IT ME, OR DO DEAD GOATS LOOK LIKE DINOSAURS!*** Step seven is optional because we all know some of the lazier serial killers will find a way to either bury or hide their victims. Not me, I’m going to chop that baby up nice and good; I’ll probably end up sending a bag of frozen grade A human meat to the deceased’s next of kin. The media will probably end up calling me the Deli Devil; I think I’d like that! (I seriously hope some future loser serial killer doesn’t read this and steal my idea; I would hate to be a suspect in an investigation!) I am not a killer, yet, but I am an accessory to murder; that poor goat never had a chance. I honestly think this post is not admissible in court! BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

The Gators are still in the hunt for the SEC Championship game! Let’s tame those Tiger’s and take down Auburn!

GO GATORS!!!

Speaking of the Gators, is everyone ready for next Sunday’s game between the Broncos and the Dolphins?

IT’S TEBOW TIME!!!!

Be sure to check back tomorrow for a preview of next week’s posts!

****REMEMBER TO TREAD CAREFULLY AND KEEP ON MY GOOD SIDE!****

@PeteTeix617

This Actually Happened – September 17th, 2011

How (NOT) To Bag

The point of every Saturday’s ‘This Actually Happened’ post is to give me a day off from writing; I usually write one quick paragraph explaining an actual event. This week will be a little different, due to a hysterical event that recently happened on Facebook. For this post, I will dedicate the same attention to detail as I would any regular weekday post.

Here is an example of what a man should never, never, ever do! (Never, never, ever!)

***Nothing has been added or embellished because the actual events are amazing enough!***

     Although I will not add any of my own details, in order to protect the innocent, I will change the names of the characters. I will also change some details of back story, to further hide the identity of the love struck aspiring paramour. (The back story itself will not change.) I believe the back story is important to the overall enjoyment of the incident. The city has also been changed, along with the occupation of the main character. (Ok, if you figure out who it is, it’s not my fault…I’ve taken all of the necessary precautions.)

In honor of the college football season, I will replace the names with personalities from ESPN’s College Game Day.

Desmond Howard will play the role of the guy attempting to bag. (I chose him because he is a Michigan guy and I dislike the team. GO GATORS!)

     Erin Andrews will play the role of the desired woman. (Not only is she hot, but she is a Florida Gator!)

     Kirk Herbstreit will play the role of Erin’s brother.

     Lee Corso will play the role of Erin’s son.

     Bristol, Connecticut, the home of ESPN, will replace the actual location.

 

    The back story: It is important for Kirk to buy tailored suits. He found a great place in Bristol and buys a new suit every week. There are several employees at the store and over the years, they have become close friends of Kirk’s; these guys have been to his house. Erin decides that her son Lee should start wearing suits as well; she begins to frequent the store. Unbeknownst to Erin, Desmond, one of the tailors, has a massive crush on her. Every time she walks into the store, Desmond wants to reveal his true feelings but he is unable to find the courage.

I am an outsider in this tale so I am not privy to all of the details, so I can only write what I know. I don’t know how often Erin visits the shop with Lee.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED:

Instead of being a man and revealing his true feelings in an appropriate manner, Desmond chose a different approach; he used Facebook.

I received a text a few days ago, which is how I learned about the incident. Apparently, Desmond thought it was a good idea to send Erin a message on Facebook. That’s not so bad, except for the location of the message. It wasn’t in her inbox, but posted in the comment section of one of her pictures. That’s right, in the public for everyone to view.

The text I received only gave me the exact location of the picture; I had no idea what to expect. I shit you not! Here is the actual comment; ENJOY! (I copied and pasted all of the comments…what you see, is exactly what I saw!)

**I just checked the comment real quick to see what time it was posted, hoping that it was at some late hour in which a person would be drunk. No such luck for Desmond, the blog post-inspiring comment was posted at 8:54pm; that’s a sober hour. Let me also add that the post was written on September 11th. I guess this will be Desmond’s own, tragic, 9-11.**

     Desmond: I dont want to be disrespectful to Kirk…..but this I weighing on my heart…Erin…i never do this…but you are so beautiful ..and I try to stay professional when I deal with you …its hard but….yu r so well put together …and very positive…i would break all rules just to be in your top 5 of prospects…and if this out of line..im sorry

I couldn’t make this up if I tried. WHAT THE FUCK! (Who the hell asks to be in someone’s top five prospects. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? AND…WHAT RULES IS HE PLANNING ON BREAKING?)

***Never buy the book LOVE LETTER WRITING FOR DUMMIES!***

 

Here are the comments which followed:

Female 1: Lmao… I so agree with you Mr. Desmond .. Erin is very well put together… Not only are her looks flawless but her life style… I look up 2 her.. She is an amazing Godsister… We all love her .. Can’t say much bout her love life but there’s a lot of men in line so can you please jus reply to all my questions .. Thanks in advance

 

Height

Weight

What you drive?

Do u own ya house?

Do you have ya own cell phone?

Kids?

Occupation?

Salary? Lol

 

Kidding… Have a great day!! :-)

(hope u really answer) lol

Female 2: Omg that’s so popping of him. I really hope she reviews ur app and gets back to u with positive feed back good luck Desmond Erin is def a good catch

Female 3: Well put Desmond… Erin is an Amazing Lady. Any guy would be happy to have her as a partner in life.

Female 4: That was so sweet Desmond. More men should be more like u.

Lol Female 1

Female 5: ‎:) D.D.G. kill ‘em Erin!

Female 6: You go girl! Um….can I borrow that dress? Lol! Jk…..

Female 6: Oh & the shoes are H.O.T.!!!

Erin: Thanks for the compliment Desmond. Wow!! Really on FB??

Male 1: u stay killin em’ mami….(yep)

 

     [I wanted to give Desmond the benefit of the doubt. I was certain this was the action of a drunken man, but he proved me wrong; there was another sober post.]

 

Desmond: I really thougt it was beetween you and I….didnt mean to grandstand…..but when your in my presence sometimes I get tongue tied…….but it wont happen again

Erin: Is this REALLY happening?????????????????? Someone pinch me

Female 1: Soon you’ll realize that there’s no such thing as “between you & I ” when it comes to (The family name was deleted to protect the innocent.) nevermind Facebook… Sorry.. (kidding) Our fault, we shlda backed off but she’s def a winner…. Lol

Female 7: Awwww how sweet… She is amazing so only a King deserves her!

Peter Teixeira: This is the best way to guarantee rejection and a lifetime of being clowned. Don’t encourage this type of behavior, ladies. Kings do not do this–stalkers do! Erin, RUN!

Erin: Lmao Peter!! Strapping on the Nikes!!!!

Male 2: Preparing all my jokes now, Peter don’t bust a Desmond ever eva eva (Andre 3000 voice) @Female 1 u r da biggest asshole I kno but Female 2 is catching up fast….lmaO

Female 4: Lol

Female 2: Oh shit

I was asked to add my two cents. I obliged even though I do not know Desmond. This is probably one of those incidents in which Desmond will read my comment and think that I was hating on him. Sorry buddy, but you hated on yourself with this one.

I do give Desmond credit for having the courage to approach the object of his desires, but everything about this approach is wrong.

This is the perfect way to let a female know how you feel about her, IF YOU ARE A TWELVE YEAR-OLD BOY! (Desmond is a grown ass man!) Not only did Desmond destroy any opportunity to actually “bag” Erin, but he probably lost a valued customer. I doubt she’ll feel comfortable enough to continue buying suits, for Lee, from Desmond.

I’m sure there will be those who will say, “You are being too hard on the guy.” I disagree. It takes great courage to do what Desmond did, but at the same time, he has to realize that there are consequences for any public proclamations of love. (This is real life, not the movies!) There is always the chance that some asshole will see your mistake and create a blog post from it. THANKS DESMOND!

     ***By the way, you’re welcome. I didn’t need to keep your true identity a secret; I did that out of the kindness of my heart!*** 

 

Honestly Desmond, you would have been better-off going with the old staple; pictured below.

 

 

Living in reality is always the key. We all do dumb things…Just don’t put it on Facebook for all to see!

[THE END]

     I look forward to watching the Gators destroy Tennessee!

Good luck to the boxers tonight—I hope they put on a show!

Remember to check back tomorrow for next week’s preview!

@PeteTeix617

How This Post Got Featured on FP

“Wow, that’s a Bold Title?” Yes, I am confident in my abilities.

     First of all, allow me to explain Freshly Pressed (FP). The homepage on WordPress.com features 10 posts each day. There are approximately 500,000 new posts on any given day; the odds of being chosen are almost impossible. Let me see, 10 posts out of 500,000, multiply by six, carry the one, 1 in 50,000…I think! (Feel free to check the math.)

“Why would you want to be on Freshly Pressed—what’s the big deal?” Do I even have to answer that question? First, there is the satisfaction of beating the odds. Second, Freshly Pressed is great exposure; it would be wonderful to expand the blog’s viewership. The final reason I want to be featured is the fact that I love challenges.

My experience on WordPress.om has been phenomenal. There are so many wonderful features which allowed me to create a blog that is completely customized. I am fairly new to blogging and I continue to learn more, each day. To me, the best aspect of the site is the ability to read posts from people all over the world. The interaction with complete strangers who support one another has been unbelievable. Sometimes, I am unable to keep up with the blogs I follow because I am focused on finishing my own posts, but I always make it a point to check in as much as I can.

My favorite feature on the site is located in the Site Stats. The feature is called search engine terms, and it allows me to actually see what random terms led people to my blog.

Here are some of my favorites:

2011 super duty 6.7 tranny problems (Tranny Problem – August 31)

john elway pass to ricky nattiel (Bronco Life – August 23)

what to write on drunk texts (Drunk texts – August 30)

upcoming johnnie walker events (Why I’m No Longer Exclusive With Johnnie Walker – July 5)

are there sharks off the coast of Jamaica (My Obsession With Sharks – July 15)

funny bible stories on creation (The Creation Of the Bible – July 21)

fire eal fish (This Actually Happened – August 20th, 2011)

“Great, but how do you plan on going about being selected?” The first thing I did was research. For the most reliable information, I turned to the best place—GOOGLE!

I entered “how to be selected for freshly pressed” into the search field and I found the perfect answer from WordPress.com’s own Joy Victory. Her post, Five Ways to Get Featured on Freshly Pressed, listed 5 great tips and I applied each one to this post.

1. Write unique content that’s free of bad stuff.

The most difficult challenge was avoiding the adult content. Hopefully there were no slip-ups. I guess the fact that mature content is unacceptable for Freshly Pressed makes me feel better about never being selected, previously. For those who don’t know, I have an agent, but there is a catch; he’s imaginary.

Here is the conversation we had concerning this post.

Agent: “I think this is a horrible idea. You know the post has to be void of ‘bad stuff,’ right?”

Me: “Yeah, I know that; I can work clean, baby.”

Agent: “It’s not worth it. Mature content is what you’re all about. Trying to go clean can be career ending.”

Me: “Stop worrying; everything will be fine.”

Agent: “What about the dream? Didn’t you want to do something big? You don’t want to ruin your opportunity.”

Me: “Being on Freshly Pressed will help with the dream.”

Agent: “Remind me of this big dream of yours.”

Me: “It all started in my Communications class at Seton Hall University. For the final, we had to stand in front of our peers and wait for the professor to hand us a note card with three random words. The goal was to give a convincing speech which incorporated the words.”

Agent: “That’s interesting. How does the class tie-in with the dream?”

Me: “I want to sit on stage in front of a huge audience with a laptop that is connected to a large screen. There will be a proctor who takes suggestions from the audience. Ten ideas will be chosen and my task will be to construct a tale which ties-together all of the selected ones. While I write, the audience will be able to follow every key stroke, on the big screen. To keep them entertained, there will be live music playing; the artists will be chosen by me. It should only take an hour to finish.”

Agent: “Not a bad goal. I hope this working clean business doesn’t set you back.”

[The End]

2. Include images or other visuals.

I almost never add an images, but I always figured images helped with the selection process; although, I did notice one featured post without an picture. I decided to take the bold approach with this post’s photo. We’ll see how it works out. (I wanted to post a picture of President George W Bush standing in front of the Mission Accomplished banner, but I wasn’t sure how to properly credit the original source.)

 

3. Add tags.

     I always add tags so this tip isn’t a challenge. I did find the tip helpful because I often use obscure tags. I definitely remembered to keep the tags relevant and basic.

4. Aim for typo-free content.

This is always key, but sometimes I am just too tired to catch the mistakes. I hope I can remain on point with this entry. *Fingers Crossed*

5. Cap off your post with a compelling headline.

I decided to go with a bold prediction as my headline. (Good luck to me.)

I’ve complied with all of the suggestions; I also liked the post and subscribed. (Covering all bases!) I understand that I may be “Bush-ing it” with the photo, but life is about going for the gold. There is nothing else I can do…off to the store to buy a rabbit’s foot.

@PeteTeix617