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This Actually Happened – January 28th, 2011

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The World’s Greatest Sushi Bar

Last Friday, we walked down Lankershim Blvd in North Hollywood, a stone’s throw from our new apartment, and we passed by what appeared to be a night club. The line was unbelievably long, and the VIP line was also packed. “This must be the hottest spot in town,” we thought. We made a mental note to visit the place in the future; Tokyo Delves sushi bar seemed to call to us. The following evening, we decided to walk by and see if the Saturday crowd mirrored the previous night’s. To our surprise, the line was empty. We approached the bouncer and inquired about the place. He informed us that the restaurant only does three shows a night. It was a little after nine, and there was one empty table left. We also learned the eight o’clock show ended at ten thirty; the restaurant is cleared for the next show. I didn’t want to be limited, but @EFidalgo12 convinced me to give the place a try. We walked in and our waitress, Laura, was welcoming. The entire staff continued to push us towards taking saki bombs, but we finished off a bottle of Jack prior to entering the place. (My apologies to johnnie Walker!) Long story short, we did four saki bombs and the night was amazing. The wait staff is comprised of actors and actresses who perform different singing and dancing acts, throughout the night. (I can’t decide if the NSYNC show or the Beauty and the Beast act was my favorite!) We managed to get on the VIP list for the last show and returned. Great Food, Great Staff, and the time of your life! Everyone is drunk, including the staff, who are encouraged to drink, plus, all of the customers get up and dance. (Many get on their chairs!) I never thought I would find a sushi place that I liked more than Fuji in Quincy, Ma, but Tokyo Delves is the world’s Greatest Sushi Bar! BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

I love the New York Giants! (I don’t want to go to church!)

@PeteTeix617

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Thank You

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Thanks to everyone who helped send us off yesterday; it was a fun event. I would also like to thank everyone who was there in spirit.

Great drinks, great people, great food, and it was a pleasure to get the chance to watch an audience, while they watched a film that we created! (I will definitely miss the food!)

We have less than 24 hours in Boston and then we’ll officially be West Siders! The assimilation process should go smoothly since I’ve been listening to West Coast music for most of my life. (Yay Yayee!)

I’ll probably prepare for the trip by listening to all of my West Coast CDs. Yes people, I don’t download music; I listen to actual CDs that I purchased from the actual store racks. (I am single handedly keeping the music industry alive!)

It’s early and I am exhausted with plenty to do; Thanks for all the support!!!

“Throw it up, hold it up, guns bust fo’ fingas up

Two twisted in the middle with the thumb cuffed” – W.C.

@PeteTeix617

This Actually Happened – October 15th, 2011

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Road To Becoming A Serial Killer

If you were expecting to read about a glutinous man who devours an astounding amount of breakfast cereal, you will be sadly disappointed. This is my realization that I am probably on a path to becoming a notorious serial killer. Most people believe serial killers are crazy men who were born to kill, but I think serial killers are regular people who pick up the necessary traits. As I take an inventory of my life I am starting to notice a disturbing trend; I am almost there! (Yikes!) What are the steps to becoming a serial killer? It’s pretty straight forward. Step one: have some basic knowledge of previous serial killers and their work. (Check!) Step two: Be disciplined and organized. (Check!) Step three: have the ability to easily generate hatred for those who do idiotic things. (Check!) Step four: Have a belief that some people simply deserve to die. (Check!) Step five: Be great with your hands. (Check!) Step six: Have absolutely zero fear of “god.” (Check plus!) Step seven: have experience cutting-u p and disposing of a large mammal. (Thanks to what happened yesterday, Check!) I’m not sure what the other steps are because I have yet to reach them. I hope someone with a magical book, which teaches people how to live properly, will reach me in time. (No pastor pimp, not that book of fairytales!) Let me explain step number seven since I have only recently reached the level. My father ordered a goat before leaving on his vacation. When it was delivered I was perplexed. “Who the hell is going to cut that thing up?” I thought. Unbeknownst to me, I was the unlucky lucky individual; I became the designated butcher. Don’t get the wrong Idea, I have experience with the cleaver, but I had yet to cut-up a full animal. I love challenges so I gladly stepped into the walk-in fridge and gave it a go. Surprisingly, chopping up flesh and bone is a lot easier than I thought. Below I will post a picture of the goat, just after I decapitated its head with saw. (That’s right; I cut this bastard up by hand!) ***IS IT ME, OR DO DEAD GOATS LOOK LIKE DINOSAURS!*** Step seven is optional because we all know some of the lazier serial killers will find a way to either bury or hide their victims. Not me, I’m going to chop that baby up nice and good; I’ll probably end up sending a bag of frozen grade A human meat to the deceased’s next of kin. The media will probably end up calling me the Deli Devil; I think I’d like that! (I seriously hope some future loser serial killer doesn’t read this and steal my idea; I would hate to be a suspect in an investigation!) I am not a killer, yet, but I am an accessory to murder; that poor goat never had a chance. I honestly think this post is not admissible in court! BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

The Gators are still in the hunt for the SEC Championship game! Let’s tame those Tiger’s and take down Auburn!

GO GATORS!!!

Speaking of the Gators, is everyone ready for next Sunday’s game between the Broncos and the Dolphins?

IT’S TEBOW TIME!!!!

Be sure to check back tomorrow for a preview of next week’s posts!

****REMEMBER TO TREAD CAREFULLY AND KEEP ON MY GOOD SIDE!****

@PeteTeix617