Due to a lack of free time, I have decided to post some funny church signs. Some of these have clearly been photoshopped!

#1

Sex will always sell!

#2

Talk about your money back guarantee!

#3

I’m sure the townspeople enjoyed explaining this one to the children!

#4

How the hell do they know?

#5

Sounds like a great time! Where the hell can I find a baby Jesus?

#6

That’s not nice!

#7

I think Jesus is going to lose this battle!

#8

Why would anyone want Santa to die?

#9

I thought the church was against heat!

#10

Of course, this is my favorite of the bunch. Thanks for thinking of us!

*BONUS*

How can you not step foot in this church after reading that?

I hope these were enjoyable!

@PeteTeix617