I said it before and I’ll say it again; FACEBOOK IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY! You are not going to change the world and you are not going to help any less fortunate people by posting a status, or liking a status. PLEASE STOP THE NONSENSE!

I have no problem with people posting the KONY video and making random comments such as, “This shit is fucked up,” “Life is crazy,” “There are horrible people in this world,” or “This video made me think for a few minutes.”

Those are pretty much the only thoughts that should be posted, because at the end of the day, zero of the people who posted about “stopping KONY” are actually going to do anything about it. (I am here to reveal the truth!)

This is a fact! Why? Because most of the people who posted about KONY on my timeline are just like me; selfish Americans. (Don’t try and run from the truth!)

It boggles my mind that people find these stories to be shocking. We live in a world filled with greed. There are horrible conditions all over the world and the average person is doing nothing about it. We all know about the starving children all over the world, but we continue to throw away food without giving it a second thought. (It’s just the way the world works!)

Posting some random comment about one specific tragedy doesn’t score you any points. You didn’t do anything to help. All you did was say, “this is a bad thing, but I’m too busy to do anything about it, so I’ll pass this on and maybe someone else, who actually cares, will help out!”

First of all, we all know that there is no “god.” Deep down inside, everyone understands how nonsensical the thought of an actual higher being is. (Yes, even you know there is no “god.” Yes, I’m talking to you!)

Secondly, if there was a “god,” he will not give you any credit for posting about KONY. An all-knowing deity would see right through your bullshit. You thought it would be cool and make you look like a caring individual if you wrote, “let’s stop KONY,” but you’re not cool and nothing will be done.

I would love to help out the KONY movement (These days, everything seems to be a movement!) but, this weekend, I’m awaiting the arrival of my new DVD, Navigation system for my car so I can’t help. Who knows, if I get some down-time maybe I will take a second out of my important life to help out some less fortunate people. (Does this sound like you?)

I want the same cool points that the Facebook people are hoping to receive so I’m joining the fight.

WE ALL NEED TO DO SOMETHING AND STOP KONY! (FOR REAL!)

I think since it’s written in blood, it’s more real!

     I can’t wait for the next cool thing!

@PeteTeix617