Costume Ideas

With Halloween fast approaching, I thought I’d post five costume ideas for those of you who are drawing a blank!


I chose this first picture for two reasons.

One: I love Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory!

Two: I thought this was the funniest oompa loompa I have ever laid eyes on!

This is hands down the most adorable Halloween costume ever!!! (Don’t miss out on the opportunity to dress your child like an oompa loompa this year!)

I dare anyone who is having a bad day to look at the picture above and not feel better!

*****Winner: Most Adorable Costume Of All Time*****


I thought this next costume was one of the most creative and appropriate I have ever seen!

If I had the time, I would definitely show up in this one!

The only thing better than watching a YouTube video on your computer, is watching one live!

I hope someone who reads this has the time to copy this idea, or better yet, improve it!

*****Winner: Most Inebriated Costume*****


This costume is gross, but creative nonetheless!

Not only will men lose the fight, but there will be no make-up sex! (Scary!)

I wouldn’t recommend showing up to the office party with this one, but I am not the type to put restrictions on people! (Wear this costume at your own risk!)

I don’t think you need the nun-chucks; enemies will run when they see you coming!

*****Winner:Best Not Going To Get Lucky Costume Ever*****

Runner-Up: Scariest Costume According To Guys

4. Transformers

This costume is the quintessence of creativity!

I don’t even know how someone comes up with such a thing!

Party-goers will be baffled. Where the hell did the Transformer dude go? “Nowhere; he turned into a car!”

If this one doesn’t have them talking, nothing will!

*****Winner: Most Creative Costume, Best Over-all Costume, Most Time Consuming Costume To Make, Most Versatile Costume*****


This one completely baffles the mind! (One of the main problems with capitalism is the fact that people will try to capitalize on anything!)

What happened to decorum?

This one definitely shouldn’t be worn to any Halloween party, unless it is held in a frathouse!

Although this costume crosses many lines, there is not a fellow in this world who wouldn’t walk up to her and ask if he can give her the “Jihad,” if you know what I mean!

*****Winner: The Sexiest Most Inappropriate Costume In The History Of Halloween*****

For my costume this year, I will show up as “god!” I will be invisible and attend every party, simultaneously! (I hope to see everyone there!)


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